We try to stay away from events that would show up on an episode of Portlandia. Sometimes they are just a bit too.. Portland for us. But when we heard about Llamapalooza, we couldn't wait to do the most hipster thing we have ever heard of. So, here's a break down of events happening this Friday, Aug. 9, on the 20-acre llama ranch in West Linn. Be ready to laugh because it's just that good.
At Llamapalooza, the outdoor dance party will be DJed by CC Slaughter's DJ Robb and DJ Alex Bradley from Crazy Mary Productions. To cool off from all the dancing, you can swim in the pool or maybe toast a marshmallow on the bonfire. And then you must cuddle a llama. Because they are so damn cute.After all that dancing, you will surely be hungry so munch on some food from Koi Fushion and after you have had a few beers you can even stay the night on the farm. In the morning there will be buckets of Voodoo Donuts and some freshly brewed coffee to cure your hangover. Doesn't this sound like the most fun thing ever? We think so too.Admission is for $12 per person and all night parking is $5 - what a steal. Prefunk BBQ starts at 7 and the show will go until 2. There is not an exact address listed, so check on the Facebook page closer to Friday. Buy tickets here and we will see ya there!PS. One thing to note from the website - LLAMAS EAT DOGS SO DON'T BRING THEM.