10 am: Turn off your alarm and hit 1 on speed dial. Today’s your man date, after all!10:30 am: Meet for morning grub at Pine State Biscuits. Get the biscuits and elk gravy. Or the smokedbrisket hash. Do a fist bump when you finish eating.12:15 pm: Head home to change. Your bro’s really into climbing and wants to show you the new self-belaying devices. You say, why not.1:00 pm: Portland Rock Gym4:00 pm: You guys are starving. Refuel at Shut Up and Eat. BIG sandwiches.5:05 pm: Did someone say nap time? You can do this at any nearby park, in the car (front seats leaned back) or at home.6:30 pm: Time to freshen up for the night’s festivities. Get your haircut at HairM, a male-exclusive salonthat will treat ya well. They’ve got beer on tap, babes as haircutters and personal tvs tuned toESPN.7:30 pm: Begrudgingly leave HairM after the end of the game. It’s seriously heaven in there.7:45 pm: Go classy with your new ‘do. You want some red meat and it’s going to be Argentinean steak atOx. First, you make a pitstop at Whey Bar, Ox’s new addition behind the restaurant. They havebarrel-aged Fernet on tap. Get that.8:30 pm: In the middle of your meal, look over at your bro. "One hell of a day", he says. You nod and clinkglasses. Bros for life.* If itinerary is used on Saturday, September 8th, head to Baconfest. Event takes place at Eastburn and will have an eating contest, skating competition and a grease slip-n-slide. Time to get down and dirty. As if you boys weren’t already.
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